Quote du Jour – New Year’s Day

I live in New York City. It’s a lovely town, as long as you take care to avoid a few things: tourists, Times Square and large public gatherings, which are inevitably too crowded to be anything other than miserable. New Year’s Eve manages to combine these three terrors into a single event, and to throw in Kathy Griffin, mounted police and a million drunken people with nowhere to pee for good measure.

–Hamilton Nolan
@ The Guardian: New Year’s Eve is the Absolute Worst Holiday